Sleeping at work

The dream is to be able to sleep at work. 

(More specifically, the dream is to not have to work at all and to sleep all the time. But I think this is actually called unemployment/depression.)

So like I said, the dream is to be able t o sleep at work. I have often thought about how cozy it would be to curl up under my desk and use my coat as a pillow.

Or...I could just buy an OSTRICH PILLOW! 

Found via my hilarious friend Kate, the Ostrich Pillow is a crazy padded mushroom mask that you put on to freak out other people  nap wherever/whenever. (Their Kickstarter video has all these facts about how power napping promotes productivity, but I'm obviously not concerned about productivity when I'm napping under my desk. Or reading about Ostrich pillows. Or blogging.) 

I mean, look! You thought that napping in an airport, all vulnerable and ugly with your mouth open, was the worst? No! You could also be wearing an Ostrich Pillow! 

(Now, I realize that I sound like I'm making fun of this, but it's really only because I am so enthralled with the Ostrich Pillow concept that I am insulating my feelings with sarcasm.) 

And speaking of being creepy at work, here's something I dug up from the Knit Nook blog archives. So you can totally watch porn at work. And then when you remove the wool tube from your head, you will look all sweaty and red, which will verify that you really were watching porn.